Thanks, friend, for feeling the need to put this on my Facebook wall.
I’m fairly certain we had vastly different reactions to reading this.
P.S- my stupid mind figured out that I now live close enough to work that I can go home to barf on my breaks. So, no, I’m really not “better” and I did not find this article hilarious… However, the two packs of mints thing seems rather enticing. Thanks for the advise, friend.